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Apr 25, 2025
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing
The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.
how dare you say we put jam in the printer
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Apr 25, 2025
Apr 25, 2025
House is pregnant
good for him!!!!
it was a baby girl! what should he name her?
all VERY good suggestions!
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Apr 25, 2025
Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
Oops wait not my house
Not my wife either
Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I
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Apr 25, 2025