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Apr 25, 2025

Apr 25, 2025

everythingfox:

Journaling his thoughts

(Source: instagram.com, via everythingfox)

Apr 25, 2025

stephaniematurin:

lasrina:

horreurscopes:

horreurscopes:

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

(via thenumberonegaylord)

Apr 25, 2025

ren-054:

catasters:

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woa h !

(Source: pin.it, via xanotos)

Apr 25, 2025

libraford:

No, I am not ‘hoarding craft supplies.’ I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

(via nuancefan)

Apr 25, 2025

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

mtfoss:

towerofglass:

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House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

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it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

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all VERY good suggestions!

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(via cassandratongue)

Apr 25, 2025

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

(via joyful-soul-collector)

Apr 25, 2025

Apr 25, 2025

Apr 25, 2025

stardella:

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I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

(via his-majesti)